You Might Be a Geek-Witch…

I found this on Wicca Forums and thought it was kind of cute :)

You might be a Geek Witch if:

  • When you call the elements you call RAM, Hard Drive, CPU, Motherboard and Operating system (extra points of you can guess which one is for fire, double geek if you know which one is for Spirit)
  • You use Cat-5 cable to define the circle
  • One or more of your coven is represented at ritual by a laptop and a web cam (extra geeky credit if you go wireless so as not to disrupt the circle)
  • The music you use as background during ritual ever came from an iPod
  • You’ve ever dragged your computer into the circle to get the coven’s help to get rid of that last, stubborn piece of spyware
  • You keep your wireless router on your altar because you get the best signal to all of the house from there (If it’s the only place you can get the best signal - regardless of where the altar is - you get extra nerd points)
  • Your Book of Shadows is on a SD card so you can look up spells on your Palm Pilot
  • You don’t have a single paper copy of your BoS
  • Your BoS is in 30 places in your house in electronic format: “Well there’s my Thumbdrive of shadows, my CD of Shadows, the copy on my palm, the copy on my laptop, my computer, the server, my wife’s laptop, the tape drive backup, the external hard drive…”
  • Your BoS in is another state (online backup services): “…there’s the backup stored on www.bobsbackupservice.com which is in California…”
  • Your BoS is in another country: “…”then there’s the copy on my website hosted by that company in Australia…”
  • The only reason you bought that Heavy Metal CD is because the pentacle on the disk was really neat
  • You use that disk on your altar.
  • You’ve ever lost wi-fi signal after you cast the circle
  • You understand at least half the jokes

And if you’re guilty of at least two of these…there ain’t no ‘might be’ about it.

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» HedonsDog said: { Oct 8, 2008 - 11:10:01 }

ROFL that’s the best! I think I’m in trouble. The only thing saving me is that I don’t have a pocket protector on my robes yet.